In preparation for getting rid of the hated, scumbag, banner-bedecked, used-to-be free, now charging $19.95/year email provider I’ve used to forward my emails for the past 10(!!) years, I’ve been going through my emails.
I found this little nugget floating around my inbox from my wife:
Just now! After three of four trips to the lavatory in the last half
hour, he finally pushed them out! And as soon as that first nugget
hit the water he said, “Now I can get the horse toy!” I tried to get
him to call you on the call to give you the news, but you know how
he is about phones.
Crescent dogs for dinner!