Measure twice, cut once.

Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining it is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

Effectuating Change Since 2009

Nine women cannot have a baby in one month.

The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned. ~Fred Brooks

If you don’t have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? ~John Wooden

Some days, you narfle the garthok. Other days, the garthok narfles you.