Category Archives: Status Messages - Page 2

Violent Psychopath

Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining it is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

Management Doublespeak, Part 1

Effectuating Change Since 2009

Fred Brooks, Paraphrased

Nine women cannot have a baby in one month.

Mythical Man Month

The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned. ~Fred Brooks

John Wooden Quote

If you don’t have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? ~John Wooden

The Right People Get This

Some days, you narfle the garthok. Other days, the garthok narfles you.